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Re: paranormal activity Katie boobs

kild — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:56:05 -0000

suckable boobies

Re: Gutenberg Global Solutions: Oil

Monica — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:55:45 -0000

Low Impact Betty approves this massage haha

Re: When a Slutty Costume Gets You in Trouble

Mike Tobias — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 22:51:41 -0000

I only exclusively date pregnant girls who drive taxi cabs.

Re: When a Slutty Costume Gets You in Trouble

Jennifer Palais — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 21:57:41 -0000

My neighbor a few years back came to our Halloween party at 8 months pregnant and ready to pop - in a belly dancing costume. Big belly bare. *sigh* She stayed at the party til 3am, inhaling all the 2nd hand smoke and flirting with every drunk male she could corner. It was more than a little uncomfortable for everyone to say the least. Felt like the parents were at the kids party trying to prove they were still cool. In this case the "kids" were in their 30s and not at all cool...just not pregnant!! I would have been happy to be at home in bed with a significant other alternately eating bon-bons and sleeping. In fact...I'm single, not pregnant and already that's pretty much my regime. Except on Halloween...watch out.

Re: Dear Steph: Country Edition

allyson — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:24:20 -0000

Stephanie, you so crazy.

Re: Zen Lesson, as taught by a three-year old.

Pam — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 14:55:16 -0000

My son did the exact same thing with a whole container of quick oats. I have a pic of it actually, with him sitting on the kitchen floor, right by the baby gate to keep him out of the kitchen. The smirk he has on his face is priceless!

Re: Most Embarrassing High School Stories

Shawn — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 14:36:32 -0000

My most embarrassing moment in High school? Well there was this moment that lasted every second between freshman and senior year...

Re: Teachers, Colleges, and The Shits – Columnist Steph Solves All Your Back to School Problems

Allyson — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:53:50 -0000

LOL

Re: Teachers, Colleges, and The Shits – Columnist Steph Solves All Your Back to School Problems

Thebluegreenactor — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 19:54:35 -0000

good advice about putting regular condoms in the magnum box. my girlfriend thinks im 8 inches...but she's a just a (former)virgin so she can't really tell.

Re: Most Embarrassing High School Stories

Mike — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:33:43 -0000

In the morning, I swear I can chisel stone with my erection.

Re: Most Embarrassing High School Stories

Eric — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:17:28 -0000

I've always slept naked. No this is not meant to be sexy, it's meant to say that Texas is extremely hot most of the time and my parents were cheap with the a.c. This isn't a problem now that I'm in beautiful California. However when I was still living under my mother's roof it was a problem. Back in high school I had trouble waking up at the crack of dawn. My mother would occasionally open my door to wake me in time for school. Well, one morning I awoke to the sight of my mother standing next to my bed telling me to wake up. I started to open my eyes when I realized there was only a sheet covering me. This wouldn't have been a problem if I wasn't sporting a massive erection underneath. I'm no John Holmes but there was no way she did not notice the tent I was pitching that morning. All time embarrassing moment.

Re: Most Embarrassing High School Stories

Mike Tobias — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 23:27:42 -0000

I think my most embarrassing story was when I was going to ask out this girl. Apparently a friend thought I needed courage, so he old everyone at the party that I liked her. And then he shoved us both in to a room to sort it out. I tried to ease the awkward tension by attempting to make out with her. Only problem is she was claustrophobic, and when I tried to kiss her she flinched her head forward into my nose. So she ran out of the closet, screaming, with my blood on her face. I passed out and didn't regain consciousness until some glued pubes to my face. I'd say high school wasn't an entirely unpleasant experience - despite people calling The Red Pube until graduation.

Re: I’m Smoking Cigarettes to Ease My Facebook Withdrawal

Christopher — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:41:16 -0000

Is this what the new Facebook Movie is going to be? Definately a popcorn movie!

Re: Dear Italians, here are some things I want to change.

guido — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:59:11 -0000

Caro Signore Rodriguez,

In response to your concerns we have decided to consider the possibility of adjusting our culture...First off we understand the concerns about our roads; however, we enjoy watching women in their high heels stumble down the cobblestones too much to make any improvements. Seriously there is not really anything more funny than watching a drunk gorgeous Italian trip and fall after her heel gets caught in between cobblestones. Secondly...Italian men are not just forward, they are easy; yes girls if you want to hook up with someone who already has a fiance or a girlfriend just tell any Italian man you are American or British and he is yours, but of course you should know also that the later comment about European or Homosexual still applies...there really is no difference in these two when alcohol is invovled. We pop ou collars to cover the bruises on our necks, ma certo. And as far as telling you what we like, it is our way of getting you into bed with us, that is really all that we care about. So in essence, thank you for your concerns, but without these things we just wouldn't be able to live up to the stereotypes that everyone has come to expect from us.

Salute, tuo veramente,

Italian tourism services

Re: Not So, Macho Men!

Oscar Seung — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:24:30 -0000

Well-mannered tops. Love it.

Re: Contraception VS My Brother

Mike Tobias — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 18:25:55 -0000

Yeah, definitely! I miss Kris. Say hello to her next time you see her : )

Re: Contraception VS My Brother

Oscar — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:57:28 -0000

LOL I LOVE THIS STORY!

Re: I’m Smoking Cigarettes to Ease My Facebook Withdrawal

Oscar — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:31:58 -0000

This is fucking brilliant. I love how Zuckerberg had to be oiled up before started poking you.

Re: The Truth Laid Down, Issue One

Hunter Stiles — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:48:22 -0000

Awesome shit. Love you Steph!

Re: The Bieber Crusades

Mike Tobias — Thu, 27 May 2010 03:07:52 -0000

Thanks : )

Re: The Bieber Crusades

Monica — Wed, 26 May 2010 17:02:40 -0000

hahaha you are my hero.

Re: White Nonsense!

Oscar — Wed, 26 May 2010 10:08:24 -0000

WHITE CHOCOLATE!

Re: Shawn solves the Alien Abduction Phenomenon

marpod — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:40:29 -0000

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Re: Shawn solves the Alien Abduction Phenomenon

marpod — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 23:40:29 -0000

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Re: Shawn solves the Alien Abduction Phenomenon

Oscar — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 01:00:32 -0000

LOL. I love you so much.